dude i'm inner monologue high
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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