I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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