Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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