she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
