why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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