i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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