I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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