My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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