do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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