if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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