You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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