Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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