So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
tell me about the fingering
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