No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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