i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
it was like eating out sand paper
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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