Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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