Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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