I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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