Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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