How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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