theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Of course I have a pirate flag
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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