just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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