when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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