those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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