the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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