'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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