great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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