Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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