yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
