but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
