i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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