How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
