It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Randomize
