I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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