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well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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