We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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