i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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