try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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