We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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