so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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