I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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