And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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