Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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