does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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