u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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