took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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