So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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