Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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