he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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