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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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