Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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