No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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