I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
True strength comes from lack of pants
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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