just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I supernannyed him into submission
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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