no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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